My puns are horrific! Every time I make a pun, a baby gets eaten. A tree is cut down. A fellow pacifist decides to shoot their next door neighbour.

They are that bad.

Completely unrelated to this, we got out Literature outcomes back! (I talk about them here [second paragraph]). I got a 47/50, and a 9/10 for the statement of intention, which is marked separately. The highest mark was 48/50. Overall, I’m actually pretty glad with the the results. My teacher worships my close close analysis of literary features! Huzzah! I perform the victory dance for a moment.

Erm, and vote for me at Sillymahala’s LOTM (I entered Avant-Garde)! Besides, my theme/layout is faaaar better than all of those! Moo ha ha. *mocks*. I have no idea why I just decided to put the link up now, when I’ve had ages to put it in my sidebar or something. Bah. It’s probably why I’ve only gotten three votes.

Regarding puns, it was in literature class that everyone groaned and cried woefully over the use of a pun. We were studying a poem by Judith Wright (Who’s work I’m loving at the moment) and there was a poem regarding ice, negativity and the whole ‘ice queen’ image. We were told to draw and label a diagram for each stanza of the poem, because Wright is “a very visual and metaphysical poet”, and then we collated our scribbles. For one stanza, I drew a chunk of ice that represented the ‘ice queen’, and labelled it “ICEolation”, because the ‘moral’ of the poem is that acting like a cold, hard, emotionless bitch won’t get you anywhere, except up your own ass, which is usually a pretty isolated place. That was colloquially put, of course :XD: . I agree with that moral. We sat back down, had a look at the drawings, and someone practically died because of my terrible, terrible pun. Luckily it was someone I don’t like very much! … I kid, I kid.


We were meant to have a math test yesterday. We were sitting in last session, in test conditions and waiting for the teacher for about ten minutes. People started to get restless, and groan and whine: “The longer we wait, the less time we get to do the test!”. Then, an utter genius decided to trot over to the office and see if we had a room change, or our teacher let us sign out (aka Leave early). We sat in the heat, still waiting for the teacher, then the idiot who went to the office came back and said: “Yeeeeaaahh! Sign out!”. Obviously we left immediately, got our bags and parted ways.
This is the really annoying bit. I was waiting at the bus stop (Which is directly outside the school). It was about 2:45. And then I saw my math teacher! WHAT?!?!?! She looked kind of upset, saw me waiting at the bus stop, ran over and asked: “What happened in the last session? We were meant to have a math test,”. This is how the conversation went.

Me: [persons name] went to the office when you were late, and told the whole class we had sign out.
Teacher: I was late because I was coaching the junior basketball team! I said that I’d be a bit late last lesson.
Me: Oh no…
Teacher: I don’t know what [persons name] was thinking, but you guys didn’t have sign out! You’ll probably all have to do it at lunchtime, or after school.
Me: Damn.
Teacher: It’s not your fault. [persons name] must have been seeing things, or flat out lying.

It pisses me right off that someone did that. They really should have been honest. But, then again, I feel like it’s partially my fault for believing we had sign out in the first place. But, then again, the other 20 people thought we did too…

Only one and a half more days of school left before term 3 ends! (The last day is a shortened day) I’m counting down the number of Information Technology lessons I have to endure before I am FREED from the evil clutches of COMPUTER CLASS forever! (I’m dropping it next year) One of those last days is an excursion for my photography class. As much as I’d love to enjoy the excursion tomorrow, I have to do that math test and outcome. If it wasn’t for my own gullibility and the person who lied about signing out, I’d only have to do the outcome after school. I’ll probably have to do both of them tomorrow then. Shizzle :(.

Edit: Oh, wait! I talked to my math teacher, and I’m only do one of them after school today. Our class gets to miss out on assembly and do the test then. Which is “Woo!” because assembly’s suck. But still… !

Edit two: Avant-Garde now has a shiny new look! Yeah! I just keep getting better at this web design thing, don’t I. (I felt my head physically expand when I said that…)

Uhm, and also, I’m pathetically addicted to this song. Sooo good.