You know, I’d have a huge crush on the lead singer of Placebo if she wasn’t so manly looking.

Oh, wait.

I had a dream that I was trying to catch a bee and our dog was urging me on. “Run faster, Melinda! You can catch that bee. Go, go, go…!” I never actually caught the bee, and we got into an argument about how I can’t run fast and I told him that he wouldn’t be able to catch that damn bee either, so who was he to talk.

A ‘things I did’ list as well as other rambly things!

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I am not going to question my mothers sanity but I am going to mention that when she happened to stumble upon my tampons she asked me if I was a virgin.

No Mum, I’ve been having sex with tampons since I turned sixteen.

(Where I am it is January 1st so if it isn’t where you are yet I AM FROM THE FUTURE! Here I am telling you that so far 2009 is AWESOME.)

…A post about what I did in 2008 will be coming soon!