MS Paint lolz.
I got the idea from Kaylee.
My brother saw me doing this and said “So, you are gonna study art, right?”
Speaking of bunnies, we once had a bunny who we thought was a boy but he gave birth to five things that resembled cottonballs and made soft squealing noises. They were so cute! But we had to give them away because we only had room for two buns :(.
The idea of having children is utterly repellent to me but, if I were to ever have children, I think one of the things I would enjoy the most and be good at would be instilling moral values and educating them about things that parents usually have a responsibility for. Like The Sex Talk and other embarrassing things.
Also, if I were to have a girl, I would love getting her well aquainted with feminism… Actually, come to think of it, I would do the same if I had a boy. I guess I would be more enthusiastic about educating my child on the awesomeness of feminism if I had a girl? I don’t know!
You know, I’d have a huge crush on the lead singer of Placebo if she wasn’t so manly looking.
Oh, wait.
I had a dream that I was trying to catch a bee and our dog was urging me on. “Run faster, Melinda! You can catch that bee. Go, go, go…!” I never actually caught the bee, and we got into an argument about how I can’t run fast and I told him that he wouldn’t be able to catch that damn bee either, so who was he to talk.
I am not going to question my mothers sanity but I am going to mention that when she happened to stumble upon my tampons she asked me if I was a virgin.
No Mum, I’ve been having sex with tampons since I turned sixteen.
(Where I am it is January 1st so if it isn’t where you are yet I AM FROM THE FUTURE! Here I am telling you that so far 2009 is AWESOME.)
…A post about what I did in 2008 will be coming soon!
